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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“I Don't Need a Life Coach. I Have a Cold Beer.”
$32.99
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• Bold black sans-serif typography on white background • Red strikethrough accent on 'LIFE COACH' for maximum impact • Centered placement for optimal visibility • High-contrast design prints cleanly on all apparel • Premium-quality print that lasts through countless washes • Perfect for Boomers who reject trendy self-help culture
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This is the kind of honest, no-BS energy Boomers actually live by. Forget the life coaches, the wellness gurus, the TED talks—real wisdom comes from a cold one and the school of hard knocks. The design cuts through the noise with bold black text and a satisfying red strike-through that says everything: we're done with the nonsense. Whether you're hitting the bar, the golf course, or just kicking back at home, this tee lets everyone know where you stand. It's bold, it's funny, and it perfectly captures the BoomerProud ethos of saying what you mean without apology.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
