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I DON'T NEED A SMART HOME, I HAVE A SMART MOUTH

$34.99

For the boomer who refuses to be silenced. This design captures the rebellious spirit of boomers who'd rather talk back than smart-home their lives. • Premium quality distressed print with grunge texture • Bold black and red typography for maximum impact • High contrast design reads great at any size • Comfortable fit perfect for everyday wear • Vintage-inspired aesthetic boomers will love • Machine washable, print-durable construction

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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