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“I Don't Need Google, I Remember Shit”
$34.99
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Tell Google where to stick it with this brilliant brain-powered design! Perfect for Baby Boomers who lived life before smartphones and still remember where they put their keys (most of the time). • Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing • Pre-shrunk for perfect fit • Machine washable • Sizes S-5XL available • Designed by boomers, for boomers
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



