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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“I Fix Shit. Your Tutorial Took 3 Hours. I Used a Hammer and a Curse Word.”
$34.99
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• Premium 100% cotton construction, preshrunk for durability • High-resolution direct-to-garment printing, vibrant color retention • Bold red and black illustration with dynamic yellow spark accents • Comfortable unisex fit, available in sizes XS–3XL • Tagless label for all-day wear • Perfect for DIY enthusiasts, contractors, and anyone who refuses to follow instructions
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This is the uniform of the self-made fixer. You don't watch YouTube tutorials—you grab the nearest tool and get the job done, consequences be damned. Your way works just fine, even if it's unconventional. The hand gripping that hammer is seasoned, callused, and real. This design celebrates the boomer spirit of pragmatism and independence: why waste three hours on some TikToker's step-by-step when a hammer and a well-placed curse word solve problems faster? Bold red lettering and a striking illustrated hammer on a clean white canvas make this a statement piece that says everything about your philosophy. It's not cocky—it's earned.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
