Tap a color below to preview
Color
WhiteSelect Size
“I Fixed Your Childhood With a Wooden Spoon”
$34.99
Style
Remember when discipline came with love and a wooden spoon? This vintage-inspired design celebrates the Boomer generation's no-nonsense parenting style with warmth and humor. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vibrant earth-tone colors that won't fade • Classic fit that looks great on everyone • Soft-hand screen printing for long-lasting design • Perfect conversation starter for family gatherings • Celebrates traditional parenting with love and authority
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
