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“I’m Not Grouchy, I’m Just Allergied to Stupidity”
$54.99
The perfect tee for Boomers who are done pretending. This design captures that special allergy some of us have developed over the years. • Premium quality 100% cotton construction • Bold, high-contrast black typography on white • Subtle red allergy warning accent adds visual interest • Print-ready design with excellent legibility • Machine washable and fade-resistant • Available in unisex sizing for the perfect fit
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



