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“I’m Not Old, I’m a Collectible”
$34.99
Own your status as a vintage treasure with this unapologetically funny design. Featuring bold retro typography with a gold metallic effect and a tongue-in-cheek price tag graphic marked 'RARE'—because let's face it, you're priceless. • Premium cotton/poly blend for durability • High-quality direct-to-garment print • Vibrant gold metallic ink that pops • Perfect fit for the 55+ crowd who refuses to apologize • Pairs well with reading glasses and attitude
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
