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White“I’M NOT RETIRED. I’M ON A PERMANENT VACATION FROM YOUR NONSENSE.”
$24.99
The ultimate "no retirement, just a permanent escape" anthem for boomers who refuse to play by the rules. This design captures the beach-bound mindset with bold, colorful typography and a cheeky palm tree accent. • Premium 100% cotton construction • High-quality screen print with vibrant turquoise and coral inks • Durable, fade-resistant graphics that last through countless washes • Comfortable fit with classic crew neck • Perfect for the boomer who's done giving a damn • Unisex sizing available
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.
