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“I’M NOT RETIRED. I’M ON A PERMANENT VACATION FROM YOUR NONSENSE.”
$34.99
The ultimate "no retirement, just a permanent escape" anthem for boomers who refuse to play by the rules. This design captures the beach-bound mindset with bold, colorful typography and a cheeky palm tree accent. • Premium 100% cotton construction • High-quality screen print with vibrant turquoise and coral inks • Durable, fade-resistant graphics that last through countless washes • Comfortable fit with classic crew neck • Perfect for the boomer who's done giving a damn • Unisex sizing available
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
