“I’M NOT SNORING, I’M POWER-DOWN CHARGING”

The ultimate nap defender's manifesto. This design captures the boomer spirit of unapologetic rest with humor and attitude. • Premium 100% cotton construction for comfort and durability • Bold navy blue typography with playful zzz accent • Perfectly centered design on front • High-resolution print that won't fade or crack • Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs • Unisex sizing from XS to 3XL • Perfect gift for anyone who takes their sleep seriously