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“I’M NOT SNORING, I’M POWER-DOWN CHARGING”
$29.99
The ultimate nap defender's manifesto. This design captures the boomer spirit of unapologetic rest with humor and attitude. • Premium 100% cotton construction for comfort and durability • Bold navy blue typography with playful zzz accent • Perfectly centered design on front • High-resolution print that won't fade or crack • Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs • Unisex sizing from XS to 3XL • Perfect gift for anyone who takes their sleep seriously
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
