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“I Survived Leaded Gasoline and Paint”
$34.99
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Remember when everything was made with lead and nobody gave a damn? This badass warning-style design celebrates the toxic childhood that made Boomers indestructible. • Bold yellow and black hazard styling with distressed vintage edges • High-quality screen print that won't crack or fade • 100% cotton comfort for maximum wearability • Perfect conversation starter for fellow survivors • Skull and biohazard symbols add extra edge • Weathered design looks better with age, just like you
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



