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“I SURVIVED THE 80s, THE 90s, AND YOUR KIDS' PLAYLIST”
This is the ultimate boomer flex. A bold, nostalgic design that celebrates surviving the 80s, the 90s, AND raising kids with terrible taste in music. • Premium quality 100% cotton or cotton-blend apparel • High-resolution direct-to-garment printing for vibrant, long-lasting color • Retro video game aesthetic with distressed glitch effects • Multi-color design with neon green, hot pink, white, and yellow inks • Perfect for boomers with a sense of humor about their own survival • Makes a killer gift for Gen X parents who get the joke • Unisex fit available in all sizes • Color-fast and wash-tested for durability
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
