“I WAS COOL BEFORE YOU WERE BORN”

The ultimate boomer flex. This premium apparel piece features a vintage-inspired retro script design that screams authentic 70s-80s rock energy. Perfect for the generation that actually invented cool. • Vintage retro typography with gold accent outlines • High-contrast black and tan color palette • Print-ready resolution for crisp, clean apparel reproduction • Bold, centered design placement • Star accents for added visual punch • Soft, durable fabric (100% combed cotton or premium blend) • Design holds up through wash after wash • Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs • Guaranteed to get laughs and nods from fellow boomers