“I Was Unfriending People Before It Was a Button”

The shirt that proves Boomers invented cancel culture—way before the internet made it official. • Distressed retro typography in bold black and crimson red • Vintage grunge aesthetic with worn, authentic texture • Iconic broken chain graphic symbolizing friendship termination • Print quality: sharp, durable ink resistant to fading • Comfortable fit perfect for everyday wear • Unisex sizing for maximum boomer appeal • Machine washable; ink stays sharp for years