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“I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY, BUT I WISH I WAS”
$54.99
The ultimate boomer mood captured in vintage cursive. This design speaks to anyone who's lived long enough to know better but still wishes they could do it all over again. • Premium soft-touch cotton blend • Vintage-inspired cursive script with authentic distress marks • Navy and light blue dual-tone color scheme • High-quality screen print that lasts wash after wash • Unisex fit, comfortable all day • Perfect nostalgic gift for boomers who get it
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
