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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“If You Can Read This, You're Too Damn Close to My Thermostat”
$34.99
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• Premium 100% cotton unisex t-shirt • High-quality screen print with vibrant red ink • Bold, bold condensed sans-serif typography • Subtle gray thermostat icon detail • Comfortable fit for all body types • Durable print that won't fade with washing • Perfect gift for anyone tired of people messing with their thermostat
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
If someone keeps sneaking to your thermostat like they own the damn place, it's time to make a statement. This classic boomer power move comes on premium apparel with bold red typography that screams "hands off." The subtle thermostat icon adds just enough visual punch without being overly literal. It's the kind of shirt that gets a laugh at the grocery store and a knowing nod from fellow temperature control enthusiasts. Wear it loud, wear it proud—and maybe people will finally get the damn hint.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
