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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“I'm Not a Morning Person. I'm a Coffee Person.”
$29.99
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• Whimsical script typography in rich dark brown • Hand-illustrated coffee cup with steam details • Clean white background for maximum contrast • Relatable coffee-obsessed humor • High-resolution design for crisp printing • Comfortable fit available in multiple sizes • Perfect gift for any caffeine enthusiast
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Let's be honest—you're not a morning person, you're a coffee person. This design speaks the truth every boomer knows: there's no personality before that first cup. The whimsical script and charming coffee cup illustration make it funny without being try-hard, while the dark brown ink pops beautifully on any color apparel. It's the kind of shirt that gets knowing nods at the coffee shop and genuine laughs from anyone who understands that mornings are a myth without caffeine. Wear it proud. Your grumpiness has never been more relatable.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
