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“I'M NOT CRANKY, I'M CHARGED”
$34.99
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Tired of being called cranky? Recharge your vibe with this bold, humorous design that flips the script on aging stereotypes. Perfect for boomers who refuse to apologize for their energy. • Premium 100% combed cotton (tees) or 50/50 blend (hoodies) • High-quality DTG printing with vibrant black and gold ink • Clean, minimalist design with modern sans-serif typography • Battery icon with lightning bolt detail adds visual punch • Comfortable fit, pre-shrunk • Available in multiple sizes
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
