“I'M NOT DEAD YET, JUST OLD AND ANGRY”

The ultimate boomer battle cry. This isn't a shirt—it's a declaration of defiance. Perfect for anyone who's still kicking, still talking, and absolutely not ready to shut up. • Premium heavyweight cotton (5.3 oz) • Black with vibrant red drop shadow typography • Distressed grunge texture for that worn-in authentic edge • Direct-to-garment print for durability and color accuracy • Tagless neck label for maximum comfort • Preshrunk to prevent size creep • Available in sizes XS–4XL • Print placement: centered chest, 11" wide on standard tees