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“I'M NOT DEAD YET, JUST OLD AND ANGRY”
The ultimate boomer battle cry. This isn't a shirt—it's a declaration of defiance. Perfect for anyone who's still kicking, still talking, and absolutely not ready to shut up. • Premium heavyweight cotton (5.3 oz) • Black with vibrant red drop shadow typography • Distressed grunge texture for that worn-in authentic edge • Direct-to-garment print for durability and color accuracy • Tagless neck label for maximum comfort • Preshrunk to prevent size creep • Available in sizes XS–4XL • Print placement: centered chest, 11" wide on standard tees
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
