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“I'm Not Grouchy, I'm Just Allergic to Stupidity”
$34.99
This is the shirt that says what every Boomer is thinking. Bold, unapologetic humor that punches back at a world that just won't get it. • Premium 100% cotton, pre-shrunk • High-quality screen print with distressed texture • Bold red and black grunge typography • Authentic biohazard symbol accent • Comfortable fit, true to size • Perfect for making your stance crystal clear • Machine washable; print designed to last
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
