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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“I'm Not Grumpy. I'm Just Allergic to Stupidity. And You're a Walking Allergen.”
$34.99
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• Bold black typography with red accent text • Small allergen warning symbol graphic element • Distressed, gritty aesthetic for added edge • High contrast design prints crisp and clean • White background, ready for dark or light garments • Perfect for the unapologetically blunt Boomer • Premium quality screen printing
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This isn't a cry for help—it's a diagnosis. The Walking Allergen tee is pure BoomerProud: unfiltered, bold, and unapologetically honest. The sarcastic slogan hits different when you've got zero tolerance for nonsense, and the clever allergen warning symbol adds that extra layer of wit. Big, blocky lettering in black and red cuts through the noise on any background. Whether you're at the diner, the golf course, or calling someone out at the family dinner table, this design makes your position crystal clear. Wear it like the badge of honor it is.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
