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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“I'm Not Losing My Mind. I'm Just Reverting to Factory Settings.”
$34.99
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• Bold red, black, and white color blocking for maximum impact • Circuit board pattern adds subtle tech-humor depth • Crisp, clean typography with professional print reproduction • Perfect for boomers who get tech jokes (and those who don't) • Comfortable fit, durable screen-printed graphics • Available on premium cotton t-shirts and hoodies
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Boomers didn't invent tech, but they sure know how to joke about it. This design nails the sweet spot between self-aware humor and genuine frustration with all the buttons, settings, and updates the world keeps throwing at them. The circuit board backdrop plays on the tech-culture vibe while the stacked text—bold red punctuating black—creates a visual rhythm that works whether someone's reading it from three feet away or ten. It's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who's ever had to restart their computer and hoped that would solve everything. Premium print quality ensures crisp text and vibrant colors that hold up through wash after wash.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
