1. Pick a color — Sport Grey
2. Pick your size
3. How many?
Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.
Hoodie · Aged to Perfection
“I'M NOT NAPPING, I'M RECYCLING ENERGY”
Want it on something else?
The ultimate boomer flex. REST: a bold, distressed retro design that celebrates the art of strategic downtime. Because let's face it—we're not napping, we're recycling energy. • Premium 100% cotton construction • High-quality screen print with vintage distressed effect • Color-fast ink resists fading through washings • Comfortable fit perfect for lounging or showing off • Unisex sizing available in S-3XL • Machine washable; tumble dry low for longevity
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
