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“I'M NOT RETIRED. I'M ON A PERMANENT SUMMER BREAK SINCE 2020.”
$34.99
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The ultimate boomer flex. This playful design captures the spirit of retirement without the apologies—because let's face it, you've earned it. Perfect for the retiree who refuses to slow down (or admit they're retired). • Premium 100% combed cotton, soft and durable • High-quality screen print with vibrant yellow and orange • White background for maximum contrast and visibility • Comfortable fit for all-day wear • Perfect gift for anyone claiming 'permanent summer break' status • Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
