“I'M NOT RETIRED, I'M ON PERMANENT MEMORIAL DAY”

The ultimate retirement declaration for Boomers who refuse to slow down. This bold design pairs unapologetic humor with patriotic flair—beer mug, flag, and all. • Premium ringspun cotton (tee) or poly-cotton blend (hoodie) • Bold navy, red & white color blocking • Hand-drawn casual typography with attitude • High-resolution print for crisp detail at all sizes • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage • Design celebrates retirement, Memorial Day, and permanent vacation vibes • Perfect conversation starter for the unapologetically proud Boomer