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White“I'M NOT RETIRED, I'M ON PERMANENT MEMORIAL DAY”
$19.99
The ultimate retirement declaration for Boomers who refuse to slow down. This bold design pairs unapologetic humor with patriotic flair—beer mug, flag, and all. • Premium ringspun cotton (tee) or poly-cotton blend (hoodie) • Bold navy, red & white color blocking • Hand-drawn casual typography with attitude • High-resolution print for crisp detail at all sizes • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage • Design celebrates retirement, Memorial Day, and permanent vacation vibes • Perfect conversation starter for the unapologetically proud Boomer
11oz Premium Ceramic
Dishwasher & microwave safe. Built to last.
Wraparound Full-Color Print
Vibrant print that won't fade or peel.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home.



