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“I'M NOT RETIRED, I'M ON PERMANENT MEMORIAL DAY”
$34.99
The ultimate retirement declaration for Boomers who refuse to slow down. This bold design pairs unapologetic humor with patriotic flair—beer mug, flag, and all. • Premium ringspun cotton (tee) or poly-cotton blend (hoodie) • Bold navy, red & white color blocking • Hand-drawn casual typography with attitude • High-resolution print for crisp detail at all sizes • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage • Design celebrates retirement, Memorial Day, and permanent vacation vibes • Perfect conversation starter for the unapologetically proud Boomer
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
