“I'M NOT RETIRED, I'M ON PERMANENT SABBATICAL”

The ultimate retirement rebellion. This sophisticated design nails the boomer attitude: you're not done, you're just living by your own rules. • Premium heavyweight cotton (t-shirt) or poly-cotton blend (hoodie) • Professionally screen-printed with vibrant navy ink • Classic serif typography that screams timeless elegance • Perfect for the unapologetically retired boomer who refuses the label • White background with navy text for maximum contrast and readability • Durable print that resists fading wash after wash