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I'm not snackvan, I'm a boomer

$24.99

The ultimate boomer flex. This bold, in-your-face design declares what you are NOT—and what you ARE. Perfect for the boomer who refuses to apologize. • Premium 100% combed cotton (tee) or poly-cotton blend (hoodie) • Vibrant orange text with crisp black outline on white • Durable screen-printed graphics that won't fade • Unisex sizing from XS to 3XL • Snapping turtle silhouette adds subtle boomer energy • Printed in the USA

Adjustable Dad Hat Style

Buckle strap, one size fits most.

Embroidered Design

High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.

Printed in the USA

Supporting local craftsmen.

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