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“I'M ON PERMANENT SUMMER HOURS: BEER:30 IS MY NEW 5:00”
$34.99
Celebrate retirement and permanent summer vibes with this unapologetically funny tee. Features a vintage wristwatch illustration with 'BEER:30' on the dial—because 5:00 is way too late. Bold retro script typography with clean line work that pops on any color. • Premium soft-touch cotton blend • High-resolution print with vibrant color • Comfortable unisex fit • Professionally printed with fade-resistant ink • Perfect for Boomers who earned their leisure time
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
