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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“I'm the Fire Marshal Now. And I'm Burning Down Your Bad Ideas.”
$34.99
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• Premium heavyweight cotton blend fabric • Bold red and black stencil typography • Flame graphic elements for maximum impact • High-contrast design for excellent print clarity • Comfortable fit for all-day wear • Durable screen print that withstands multiple washes • Available in classic t-shirt and hoodie styles
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
You've got authority, wisdom, and zero tolerance for nonsense. This design says it all: you're in charge now, and bad ideas don't stand a chance. The Fire Marshal design combines bold typography with dynamic flame graphics that grab attention from across the room. Perfect for the boomer who's done playing nice and isn't afraid to call out stupidity when they see it. With sharp contrast and a commanding layout, this design screams confidence and competence. Wear it to the boardroom, the family gathering, or just around town—everyone will get the message loud and clear.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
