“I'M THE REASON YOUR GENERATION HAS PARTICIPATION TROPHIES — AND I REGRET NOTHING”

Own it. You gave everyone a trophy and you'd do it again. This premium apparel piece celebrates boomer pride with sharp wit and zero apologies. • High-quality, pre-shrunk cotton blend (50/50 or 100% depending on garment) • Vibrant full-color illustration with bold gold and black typography • Durable screen print that holds up wash after wash • Comfortable fit for all-day wear • Perfect conversation starter at literally any gathering • Proudly celebrates generational self-awareness and unapologetic humor