How is this printed and shipped?

Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

1. Pick a color — White

2. Pick your size

3. How many?

Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.

T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life

“I've Got 99 Problems But a Smart Speaker Ain't One”

$34.99

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• Premium heavyweight cotton blend (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort • High-resolution print on white background with excellent color vibrancy • Bold retro illustration with vintage radio and cracked screen detail • Large, readable black text that pops against white • Colors stay vibrant wash after wash • Perfect for boomers who refuse smart home gadgets • Unisex fit, available in sizes XS–3XL

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

This is the anti-tech anthem every boomer needs in their closet. A busted-up vintage radio, a cracked screen, and that condescending speech bubble—'Sorry, I didn't catch that'—says everything boomers feel about smart speakers, Alexa, and all that invasive garbage tracking their every move. The retro mustard, teal, and brown color scheme nails that golden-age-of-analog vibe. Bold, unapologetic, and hilarious, this design celebrates simpler times when radios actually worked and nobody was listening to your conversations. Wear it loud. The boomers will get it immediately.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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