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T-Shirt · Retirement Life
“I've Got a 401(k) With More Dents Than Your Honda Civic.”
$34.99
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• Premium 100% cotton comfort fit • High-resolution full-color illustration print • Durable, fade-resistant ink • Classic boomer humor meets financial anxiety • Available on tees and hoodies • Unisex sizing from XS to XXL
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Nothing says "I planned ahead" like a piggy bank with more battle scars than a '57 Chevy. This design speaks to every boomer who watched their 401(k) take a beating and their retirement dreams get dinged up along the way. The irony is sharp, the illustration is sharper, and the message lands exactly where it should—straight to the funny bone of anyone who's lived through the economy's mood swings. Wear it proudly. Your financial advisor will hate it. Everyone else will get the joke.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
