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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“I've Got a Flip Phone and a Bad Attitude. Don't Test Me.”
$34.99
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• Premium heavyweight cotton (6 oz) for durability and comfort • High-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing • Bold black and red graffiti-style typography with grunge texture • Preshrunk fabric to prevent shrinkage • Double-stitched seams for longevity • Available in unisex sizing (XS–3XL) • Perfect for boomers who refuse to apologize for their vibe
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This isn't a call for change—it's a declaration of war against the idea that boomers should fade quietly into the background. I've Got a Flip Phone and a Bad Attitude. Don't Test Me. says it all in aggressive, unapologetic graffiti-style lettering that matches the energy of a generation that built the world their way and has zero patience for BS. The worn concrete texture and black-and-red color scheme give it that street-cred edge, while the overlapping, rotated text screams authenticity and attitude. Wear this when you're not interested in following anyone's rules but your own.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
