How is this printed and shipped?

Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

1. Pick a color — White

2. Pick your size

3. How many?

Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.

T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life

“July 12: My Only 'Smart' Device Is My Thermostat. And I Set It to 'Screw Off.'”

$34.99

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Perfect for the boomer who's tired of all the smart home nonsense. This design celebrates the glory days of simple, analog climate control with a healthy dose of attitude. • Premium 100% cotton blend for comfort and durability • High-definition print using eco-friendly inks • Vibrant retro orange and cream colorway • Vintage thermostat illustration with bold, distressed typography • Pre-shrunk to prevent sizing shifts • Available in sizes XS-4XL • Perfect gift for tech-skeptics and analog lovers

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

Some things shouldn't be smart. Your thermostat? It just needs an on-off switch and a dial that actually works. This tee celebrates the boomer ethos of keeping it simple, straightforward, and unapologetically analog. With a killer vintage illustration of a hand cranking that thermostat dial to "screw off," this design nails the anti-tech attitude that defines BoomerProud. Whether you're genuinely suspicious of smart home devices or just love the retro aesthetic, this shirt makes a bold statement about preferring the tried-and-true methods of temperature management—brute force and spite.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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