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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“July 12: Still Sweating. Still Swearing. Still Not Using an App for That.”
$34.99
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• Premium 100% cotton jersey, preshrunk • Full-color flat-screen print on white • Bold sans-serif typography with sweat drop graphics • Multi-color design with red, orange, and black accents • Comfortable fit, true to size • Perfect for the boomer who refuses digital solutions • Makes a statement without needing an app
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This is the tee for the boomer who's had enough of summer heat, enough of pretending they care about your startup, and definitely enough of being told there's an app for that. With bold, unapologetic typography and a punch of color, this design screams mid-summer frustration—the kind that only comes from decades of not taking crap from anyone. Perfect for anyone still doing things the old-fashioned way: with sweat on your brow and no smartphone required. It's comfortable, it's loud, and it doesn't apologize. Just like you.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
