How is this printed and shipped?

Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

1. Pick a color — White

2. Pick your size

3. How many?

Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.

T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life

“July 13: My Only Smart Device Is My Thermostat. And It's Set to 'Screw Off.'”

$34.99

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• Premium 100% combed cotton, preshrunk for perfect fit • High-definition direct-to-garment printing with vibrant color retention • Bold vintage thermostat illustration with hand-drawn typography • Perfect for boomers who refuse to embrace the smart home craze • Unisex sizing available from XS to 3XL • Comfortable, durable fabric ideal for everyday wear • Designed and printed in the USA

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

This design captures the spirit of boomer rebellion against the connected home movement. The illustration of a vintage thermostat with its simple dial and the "Screw Off" setting perfectly encapsulates that refusal to let tech dictate home comfort. The date reference adds humor—a specific moment of technological defiance that resonates with anyone who's tired of smart devices, voice assistants, and unnecessary connectivity. The hand-drawn aesthetic makes it feel authentic and cheeky rather than mean-spirited. Wear it to the hardware store, the country club, or anywhere you want to make clear: some things were better before algorithms.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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