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“June 2026: The summer of ignoring notifications”
$34.99
The perfect rebellion in apparel form. This retro-inspired design captures the exact vibe of a Boomer ready to ghost their notifications and actually enjoy summer. • Premium 100% cotton construction • High-quality direct-to-garment print for crisp detail and color • Vibrant sunset orange, sandy beige, and ocean blue colorway • Perfect front-center placement for maximum impact • Retro illustration style with personality and charm • Comfortable fit, classic cut • Available on tees and hoodies
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



