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“Keep Your Politics, I've Got a Burger”
$34.99
The ultimate statement piece for Boomers who'd rather talk about burgers than politics. This bold, unapologetic design combines irreverent humor with standout typography—because sometimes a burger is just a burger. • Premium quality, preshrunk cotton (T-shirt & Hoodie) • High-resolution direct-to-garment print • Bold black and red color contrast for maximum impact • Centered design works front and back • Perfect for anyone tired of the political noise • Unisex fit, comfortable all-day wear
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



