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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“Keep Your Pumpkin Spice. I'll Take a Bourbon.”
$34.99
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• Premium quality cotton blend apparel with vibrant color printing • Gold, dark brown, and black typography on clean white background • Red strikethrough lines add edgy visual impact • Distressed bold sans-serif font captures BoomerProud attitude • Perfect for fall season and year-round bourbon appreciation • Comfortable fit, durable screenprint that lasts wash after wash
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Pumpkin spice lattes? Not in this house. This design speaks to the Boomer who knows what they want and won't apologize for it—bourbon, neat, no questions asked. With a sharp strikethrough rejecting trendy fall flavors in favor of hard liquor, it's the perfect statement piece for anyone tired of basic seasonal nonsense. The gold and dark brown palette screams sophistication while the distressed lettering adds just enough irreverence to make clear this isn't your average coffee-shop aesthetic. It's bold, it's funny, and it perfectly captures that unapologetic Boomer attitude.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
