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Maximum Patience, Zero Tolerance

$34.99

Perfect for Boomers who know exactly where their limits are! This brilliant design captures the essence of seasoned wisdom - we've got maximum patience for the right things, but absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense. • Premium quality fabric that's as durable as your convictions • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that won't quit • Comfortable fit for all-day attitude wearing • Machine washable because ain't nobody got time for dry cleaning • Designed by Boomers, for Boomers who don't apologize for having standards

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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