“Memorial Day: The Only Day I Unironically Fly a Flag”

This is peak BoomerProud energy—a design that perfectly captures the contradiction of being patriotic on your own terms. The faded American flag paired with deadpan humor makes this the unofficial uniform of anyone who doesn't apologize for loving their country. • Premium heavyweight cotton blend for durability • Distressed vintage print that gets better with wear • Flattering unisex fit • High-quality screen printing that won't crack or fade • Perfect for Memorial Day, July 4th, or any day you feel like flying the flag • Machine washable (cold water recommended to preserve that worn look)