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Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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T-Shirt · Retirement Life

“My 401(k) Is Now a 101(k) (But Who's Counting?)”

$34.99

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• Bold, distressed typography that commands attention • High-contrast black and red color scheme for maximum impact • Playful handwritten tagline adds self-aware humor • Premium soft cotton blend for comfort and durability • Screen-printed design resists fading through multiple washes • Perfect gag gift for retirement-age folks with a dark sense of humor • Celebrates Boomer authenticity and financial anxiety with style

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

Nothing hits harder than a retirement joke that lands too close to home. This design cuts straight to the chase with bold typography and brutal honesty—the 401(k) that became a 101(k). That casual "but who's counting?" at the bottom is pure Boomer energy: deflecting existential dread with humor and moving on. The distressed red numerals capture the panic of watching retirement savings crater, while the self-aware afterthought makes it clear nobody's actually fine with this situation. Whether you're dealing with market crashes, inflation, or just the general insanity of planning a future nobody understands anymore, this shirt says what Boomers are really thinking. It's funny, it's dark, and it doesn't apologize.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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