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T-Shirt · Retirement Life
“My 401(k) Is Now a 101(k) – I Need a Nap.”
$34.99
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• Distressed hand-drawn typography in dark forest green and gold • Premium ringspun cotton (tee/hoodie) or ceramic (mug) • Centered design with decorative line elements • High-contrast print for excellent readability • Print-ready resolution with clean edges • Comfortable fit; true to size
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This design captures the universal truth every boomer knows: your retirement portfolio just became a cruel joke. With a wry nod to financial devastation and the desperate need for sleep that comes with it, this tee tells your life story in one hilarious slogan. The distressed typography and bold green-and-gold color scheme give it that perfectly aged, worn-in vibe—like your 401k account. Whether you're stress-napping through your golden years or laughing through the pain, this design is the unfiltered truth boomers refuse to hide anymore.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
