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T-Shirt · Retirement Life
“My 401(k) Is Now a 101(k)”
$34.99
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• Bold, high-contrast black and red design • Clean sans-serif typography with playful marker-style strike-through • Centered layout that works perfectly on front chest placement • Premium print quality with crisp edges and vibrant red accent • Celebrates retirement reality with humor and attitude • Available on t-shirts, hoodies, and mugs
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
For the boomer who watched their retirement dreams evaporate and decided to laugh about it anyway. This design nails the math: 401(k) down, 101(k) to live on. The playful red-marker strike-through says what we're all thinking—with attitude. Bold, centered typography makes it pop on any chest. Perfect for the retiree who's broke but unbothered, or the soon-to-be-retired who's bracing for impact. Wear it to your financial advisor meeting. Wear it to the golf course. Wear it to remind yourself that humor is the cheapest coping mechanism. BoomerProud apparel: because if you can't afford retirement, at least you can afford to roast it.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
