How is this printed and shipped?

Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

1. Pick a color — White

2. Pick your size

3. How many?

Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.

T-Shirt · Retirement Life

“My 401(k) Is Now a 201(k)”

$34.99

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• Premium 100% cotton, preshrunk fabric • High-quality distressed print with vintage grunge texture • Bold red and black typography that pops • Classic front-center placement • Comfortable fit for all-day wear • Durable screen-print process • Sizing: XS–3XL • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

Your 401(k) took a beating, and you're not about to hide it. This brutally honest design nails the boomer experience of watching retirement savings crater like your investment portfolio in a recession. The distressed typography and weathered grunge texture give it that authentic "I've lived through some shit" aesthetic—because you have. Rock this on your chest and let everyone know you're still standing, still laughing, and absolutely refusing to apologize for it. Sometimes dark humor is the only way to cope.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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