“My Airplane Mode Is Selective Hearing”

Finally, a shirt that gets it! This vintage aviation design perfectly captures the boomer superpower of selective hearing. • Premium quality cotton blend for all-day comfort • Distressed vintage aviation design that won't fade • Classic navy and red colorway with retro appeal • Perfect conversation starter at airports, hangar parties, or family dinners • Machine washable - because we're practical like that • Sizes run true to fit - no guessing games Whether you're an actual pilot or just wish you could tune out like one, this design speaks your language. Wear it proud!